The Land of The Swedish Einherjar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Corvo Draken with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.86 billion Einherjers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starsreach. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swedish Einherjarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,700 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Swedish Einherjar's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kerreavveism.

The Swedish Einherjar is ranked 226,859^th in the world and 8^th in Kartakis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.